[oclug] [OT - Joke] Tech Suport
jeff_moncrieff6 at sympatico.ca
Sun Sep 25 16:10:44 EDT 2005
I have a problem the Hummor in this group is version 1970 Only you and me
get this joke that require Hummor 2005 what is the problem. Is there any
>From: The Linux Doctor <linuxdoctor at linux.ca>
>Reply-To: General Membership Discussion List <oclug at lists.oclug.on.ca>
>To: oclug <oclug at lists.oclug.on.ca>
>Subject: [oclug] [OT - Joke] Tech Suport
>Date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:59:01 -0400
>A member on another list submitted this little gem for their "Fun
>Friday." On Fun Friday, they lighten up the discussions a tad and
>exchange jokes and riddles.
>Dear Tech Support:
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that
>the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
>modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had
>operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
>uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but
>installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation
>8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
>tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
>Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
>1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: "C:/ I THOUGHT YOU
>LOVED ME" and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically
>applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can
>cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer
>6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly"
>wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another
>Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
>Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
>have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider
>buying additional software to improve performance. I personally
>recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.
>Once can have no tomorrow unless there is first a today.
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